• Best moment in rugby: Finally finding a team that can put up with his poor dress sense
• Rugby Idol: Michael 'Shaky' Levack
• Sponsor: Fred Stockton
Serial rugby nomad, Duncan Ross has played (poorly) for most clubs in the north east of Scotland. Finally settling down at Mackie he cemented his place at wing after a string of average full back performances meant he had to be moved. Inexplicably, Fred Stockton has sponsored him again this year, perhaps hoping that Duncan will get better with age.